Random Crap

CAUTION: THIS POST IS MAINLY TO REPLACE THE PICTURES OF JBOYS LEG ON OUR BLOG HOME PAGE. THE READER MAY EXPERIENCE A WASTE OF TIME BEYOND THIS POINT.

that said, i would like to share some random facts and\or pictures with the public!!

SESAT ARTIFACTS

we, the sesat gang, happen to own some very screwed up stuff... take for instance, my watch! i swear on my future grave (can i do that?) that this watch works properly, it just takes a lil focusing to get an accurate time....

it has a minute hand that is sane, while the hour hand is a little bit crazy.. hence the name "crazy watch".. it jumps from one hour to the next, quite interesting, actually..

no batteries required, just the potential energy generated when it is on my wrist when im doing my daily nonsense.. nice eh? price: us 5000$.. but i got it from china, shops there r selling at rmb300, which is about 160 ringgit.. its a good deal!





next up: limited edition sesat calculator


we modified this ourselves, coz joe passed us an extra calculator that he didnt need.. and school was as mind-numbing as usual.. wad to do, wad to do? open up the calc and see what we can find!!

its got our company name on it, so dont even think of stealing it! carved it myself, thanks to jboi's swiss army knife hehehe..

so the end product? take a look.. one is normal, the other one is ours.. can you see the difference?

if the pic is too small, double click it. go ahead..

yea, i offered five bucks to whoever that uses it for the spm, but no one took up the challenge...







ROADSIDE STUFF

here's a piggy!! its my neighbours tissue box..

the tissue is coming out of the pigs.... er..... peanuts..

anybody knows where to buy this? i REALLY REALLY want one... its just so cute!!!






i was driving on the road when i saw this truck..

dont get it? try saying it in cantonese.. i know "t" doesnt sound like "d", but if a person has a blocked nose and cant pronounce "t" properly, the magic word will be said!!

still dont get it? consider yourself very very innocent.. or maybe im just not telling it right..

oh well....





SESAT MASCOTS


Guys, remember him?? haha this coral was our very 1st mascot.. we define "mascot" as something unusual that we can scribble stuff on..

just thought i'd pay a tribute to him, since he was replaced.. i still keep him in my bag u know..










this is our latest, but recently fired, mascot.. his name is bob, he is roughly 4 feet in length and weights about 5kgs..

jboi hit me on the head with this bugger, full 180 degree swing right on my forehead. ouch. of course, it was an accident..


why did we fire him? he started smoking.. he is currently living outside the girls bathroom in our ex-school

well, i really dont have the will to put up any more pictures.. i am tired and i need sleep

so to those that have managed to keep reading up till this very WORD, i am very

happy, for i know that i have wasted somebody else's time!! hahahaha I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS!!!!!

-Jin

long live whatever

My Hairless Leg (HAPPY?!)

Yea!! For those peeps out there who already knows about my lil tiny peepsy whoopy secret, I congrats all of you who had seen it and experienced the embarassing moment i had in my whole life!!yea shi yunn you don't have to say it out loud :" ahyo jonathan wei shi me ni de jiao mei you mao de?" walau limpeh pai seh, it was like d biggest insult to me!!like a BIG wood just knock on my head! nvm nvm i'm cool i'm cool with it.hahaha isn't it rare to see such things in life? I know most of you just enjoy looking at my hairless and shining, glittering and "muscular" legs (CEH!! XD poyo-nya) but for those who haven't seen it yet, i decided to post it here. but in 1 condititon whoever had view or seen "it" kindly please drop at out chat box and gimme your comments about it!! lolz!! hahaha..i know some of you had laughed at me are just jealous jejejejeje!! before i post the pics, i like to let you all know it was because of the chlorine which had caused my legs lack of hairs not because of the consequences of lacking hormones in me ok?! agreed?! proceed to the exhibition then..moving on peepsqueaks!!


so did u enjoy it?lolz

Mastuh Of Disaster,
Some Kind of Monster,
-J-BoY- D'Hairless Leg
XD
Peace Out PPL!!