How TO be a SESAT member!

FOunders!

Sesat Crew!! hell yeah.

Formed in da year 2005 by 4 retards namely yanming,jonathan,weijin,andrew.Objective?No idea.Just plain bored.Shortly after tht,da gals followed too.They formed their own sesat gals,but they are not so active like us.Then..we've manage to recruit another extremely sesat member.Bobby Soon Yu Xiang.Yeah!He's a caterer.He caters for da 5s1's needs.Feeling hungry!?Nid to photostat sumthg?HAV NO FEAR.BOBBY IS HERE!We've been thru alot.Now our webbie is up!Sesats are going ONLINE !

How To Achieve Sesat Status!

1. Achieve da retarded look WITHOUT fail.

2. Take good care of Bob.Da piece of wood sesatmembers ADORE/ADMIRE.

3. Create Havoc when no teacher present.

4. Able to sleep thru any kind of sound pollution.Especially when pn.phang is giving HOW TO BE BERMORAL lessons.

5. Enjoy piggybackriding.

6. Be Door God. (MEN SHEN)

7.Master the art of throwing CHALK.

8. Pose da SEXY POSE

9. Innovative MIND! for instance.Converting an electric fuse box to a locker.

Hmmm.It's FUN being sesat.All da things we went thru together.I guess a part of every1 of us will b sesat 4ever n ever n ever!

-YanMiNg Sesat N Proud to b one!-